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My old aunts would tease me at weddings saying are you next. I soon settled that one by doing the same to them at funerals.

A man goes to the doctor and says Doc I'm addicted to Twitter. The Doc says sorry I don't follow you. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? That tasted a little funny.

I read a lot also go for long walks either hill or beach is best. When the weather is good and I am in Scotland I go up to Wanlockhead and do some gold panning, my wifes wedding ring is made from Scottish gold that I panned. I also like travelling to different countries and go where the tourists don't go.

There is a youtube video with Jonathin Afolabi playing for Southhampton v Reading where he scores two goals. Both well taken but obviously he is no Nisbet😉

I was expecting nothing today but I am still disappointed. I will be happy to pay for Crawfords taxi as long as it is a reasonable distance from EEP.

Happy new year.

A BEM, I used to have one of those cars as well, over rated but well done in getting one Marv.

Sorry Teuchter I had forgotten about that with all the wandering about. I wish I could forget todays game as well. It was Gala Fairydean Rovers, I was given one by a friend for the very purpose of giving it to someone who needed/deseved it.

Well that was a pile of poo. Have we ever thought about playing with a goalkeeper?

They better win as I will be there and it better be by at least four goals or abuse shall be shouted.

Very recently I was in Gambia and while walking down the street I noticed a woman in a wheelchair and thought to myself how crud a life, because hard enough as a woman in a poor country but some total bellend had given the woman a Sevco strip to wear. I spoke to the lady and did the best I could to remedy the situation by giving her enough money to live on for several weeks (she was asking for help) and also giving her a new T-shirt from a different Scottish team. The big question is did I do the right thing? The next question is which Scottish teams top did I give to her? Not a Pars top and a clue would be your children will more likely get it right than you.

Just seen the highlights and I think we should have had a penalty when their keeper gave one of our players a punch up the side of the head, ref looked as if he was looking straight at the incident, so do not know what he saw.

You all come out with these theories about why he stalked off, but you all missed the obvious. He has the hump because he realises that at the age of 34 his time in top class football is coming to an end and he has still never played at East End Park for The Pars.

Three in a row, good stuff starting to grind upwards just hope we can maintain this form and get into the playoffs at least. Some good young players showing promise and I just hope they are in the team when we play Barcelona in the Champions final in a few seasons. Edited just to say that the South African wine I am necking at the moment tastes slightly better than normal for reasons that escape me.

Vinnie, after speaking to several people about this I also found out this is true. The whole thing is a mess and it will take years to sort out.