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As DD says get her punted, you can always get another wife but you can not get another Dunfermline Athletic.

If he signs for us then plays for the Chinese national team as well we might get a bit of a following from China, if so we might need a bigger stadium.

With the amount of goals we are going to score you may end up with very numb hands.😀

With .net I still on an occasion have a look just to see if there is any news that has not yet been posted here but it is many years since I have posted due to the fact that no matter what you post someone will come on and tell you you are wrong. If you won the lottery and donated £1million someone would call you an arrogant tw*t and someone else would be saying is that all ya miserable git, you're no a real fan. Also I know it goes without saying but everyone on here is better looking than .net.

A good £5,000 less than Hamill, what an insult, who would turn out for £15,000?

Definate sign of not being a real fan here.😉

I think we should have a look at Sam Jones

With the German influence I thought we would be signing Muller Rice as well. I'll get my coat.

Very sad at only 46. My condolences to his family and friends.

I think we should sack his coach.

As with all normal sensible Pars fans I will give the man the benefit of the doubt and give him a fair chance and if we are not up at least 4-0 by the first 45min of our first game I will lead the enraged mob chaseing him back along the Halbeath Rd.

No Piracy he is not that nice.

Do they not get the internet up at Dingwall yet?

Jurgen Flopp?

I would favour someone from dafc.net many of them seem to be experts.