Keyser Soze

Sad to hear of his health issues and will always respect him for his actions during the admin period but he was a very poor manager for us. Wish him a speedy recovery.

Must win.

We were absolutely ****. Let's not try and defend that. Did we even test their keeper?

I'm not getting excited yet for a couple of reasons. We started well away at United last season and that didn't turn out great. Also it seems Crawford doesn't know how to change it when we inevitably run out of steam. In his defence it may be because we 're short of options. That tempo in the first 45 was incredible but it's not sustainable. Kills us for the second half.

The first penalty was an absolute stonewaller. Utter, utter stupidity from Dow. He makes himself bigger by sticking his arm out when there was no reason to do so. Go in at 2-0 and we win that. The second one with the benefit of replays is a really good tackle but it's a difficult one for the ref and looks like a pen in real time.

Can't get a my head round why anyone would want to voluntarily be a part of this Union. Absolutely ****ing disgusting.

Well that was mean.

Looks like we were lucky to nick the win. Grinding out results is a good thing though.

Scully was 100% to blame for both goals btw and he definitely wasn't fouled in the lead up to the second. Very poor goalkeeping. Could be a weak link this season.

The most dramatic, entertaining and outright bonkers ending to any sporting event that's ever taken place on this planet or any other. The final half hour will never be topped in any sport ever. Staggering stuff and you should count yourself as one of the luckiest people on the planet if you got to witness that first hand, I've never seen anything like it.

World Cup final priority on Sunday. I'll consider sticking this on the laptop if I remember.

He was a free agent.

Why would chucking money at it suit Ayr?

I've been to one preseason game in about 10 years. Threw up due to being rough as **** and left at half time. Was against Hearts at EEP. Nae idea what the score was tbh.

£15!? I'll no be back.